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what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to
asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up
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a hostile directive to retreat; usually to feign an attempt to prevent an altercation.
Nigga, You had best to back the fuck up offa me fo I beat yo bitch-ass!
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An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.
A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse
holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
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Precisely what people should do instead of posting shitty Instagram stories of the meaning of their names on Urban Dictionary.
*Tushar* *Posts Shitty Urban Dictionary Story*
*Me*- Shut the fuck up!
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(n.) The weekday following Thursty (or Thirsty) Thursday, also preceded by Wasted Wednesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Messed-up Monday, Sloshed Sunday, and Shitfaced Saturday; also, the true beginning of the typical weekend alcohol/drug binge, most popular amongst the college student population
ex. 1 - It's been a long week, man...thank goodness it's finally Fucked-up Friday!
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Fucked up grill is referencing the situation of one's teeth. There is an erray of grill issues that can earn a person this particular title. examples include but are not limited too
1)Meth teeth: little pointy black nubs, a great example of this look in cinema is the headless horseman character in Sleepy Hollow.
2)Can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence teeth: This is when one tooth is way up front while the one right next to it is far back. This typically continues across the entire grill.
3) Piss poor hygiene teeth: we all know this person. Puffy red gums, bad breath, yellow butter coating on the teeth that are somehow still present.
4) Extra teeth: I know you know what I'm talking about. Above the tooth line of this grill has one to several little bonus teeth perched in the no tooth zone.
"Yo man, that chick would be hot if she didn't have that fucked up grill"
If the grill is severely fucked up the word ass can be added for added drama
"Dude, why didn't you let her blow you?" "Come on man have you seen her fucked up ass grill? I ain't putting my dick in that meat grinder"
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