Random
Source Code
Random
"Uh yeah dude, I fuck and duck her," says the ASU frat boy.
when you have sex with you significant other then break up with them a few hours after
have u heard about bob and rachel?
yeh he did a fuck and duck!!
A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.
Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.