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A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."
"Fucktard"
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There are various levels of idiocy prevalent in society. One can be described as an idiot, a dipshit or possibly an assclown. However, those who are bestowed with the debatable gift of total idiocy may be described as a fucktard. This word is a contraction of the two words 'fucking', and 'retard'. A fucktard will undoubtedly show the uncanny ability to annoy the shit out of his/her peers, through attempts at humour, hypocrisy or sheer idiocy. Generally fucktards are seen by everyone to be anyone who is destined to be an absolute failure at life.
Alex makes attempts at humor which only he considers funny, as a means to find friends at school. So far he has been unsuccessful, and will probably go through life in a similar manner. His pathetic attempts at humor alone qualify him to be an absolute fucktard.
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Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.
I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.
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A combination of the words fucking and retard. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..
*GOOD EXAMPLE*
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.
*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.
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Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.
Goddamned fucktards going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these retards keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.
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Someone that is beyond stupid and a screw up.
George Bush is a fucktard.
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n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.
"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
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