Garlic nose Syndrome

Common problem with females name Gabriella or Gabbie. Shockingly large nose attached to an already oversized head. Usually covered with blackheads and other facial fungi. Gabbie Garlic nose sufferers generally have big boobs and beady eyes and can suffer severe halitosis.
Although very funny and confident, the potential to be as beautiful as the best friend is short lived due to the Gabbie garlic nose syndrome.

"Her nose looked like a garlic, standing out from her already oversized head."

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Green Beans and Garlic

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.

When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.

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Garlic Cheese Bread

It is the combination of just the right amount of garlic, cheese and bread all in one. It is truly a delicacy for the ages and shall be enjoyed by people far and wide.

"Hey Bob, Great Garlic cheese bread"

Garlic tooth syndrome

A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.

"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."

garlic rib blues

-when a dude who hasnt gotten laid in forever is fiending for some poon and gets with some garlic ribs

yo man, you mackin that girl? you must have them garlic rib blues

garlic bread stupid

When you put the garlic bread in the oven upside down like an idiot

Why are you so garlic bread stupid?

garlic butter boy

A boy of about 11 years old who weights 350 pounds , and gets 3 large sides of garlic butter at boston market , with a scoop of corn on the top.

Hey can I get an extra large side of this garlic butter? oh and can you give me elroy's phone number?

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