Gauge is the best, I swear, he’s so sweet, he’s such a gentleman, he’s very mysterious but god is he amazing, he’s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if you’re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe
“God gauge <3 is so perfect to me, I wish he was mine..”
Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.
Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.
to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
No better pregame than a 12 gauge shotgun am I right?
A transgender persons best friend
*transgender person* oh boy I do love my 12 gauge