Get Off Me Rock Your Sinkin

Meaning to weigh down some one with your own problems, or to not help but add more issues to a situation.

Me:*Gets off work at the end of the day and sits on the couch.*

Roommate:*Roommate walks in.*"Man school sucks so fuckin bad, I had......long rant here..."

Me:"Get off me rock your sinkin man, I just got off work."

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Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.

*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.

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Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise

Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.

While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise

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let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

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Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

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yo let me get some of them fuckin _____

Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"

Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers.

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