I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.

Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

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when you get to the bridge, wave!

A mocking comment directed at a person who is deeply picking their nose to let them know they’ve been busted.

Hey there buddy, when you get to the bridge, wave!

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Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

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where do you get off

Used in challenging a person who has said or done something offensive as an equivalent of the expression, "how dare you?"

Where do you get off saying such a thing?

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You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.

Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."

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I'll get back to you on that one

A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.

Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

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Call Me If You Get Lost

Studio album made by Tyler, The Creator, it was launched in 2021.
That’s it.

Person 1: Have you heard the album call me if you get lost?
Person 2: no

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