gin whacking

To do pretty much nothing while at work. To be lazy and/or accomplish nothing throughout the work day.

Bob is worthless as hell. He is always gin whacking around.

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gin and jewce

A cocktail consisting of gin and Manachevitz or Mogen David kosher Concord wine.

It's Passover, so I ordered a Gin and Jewce. Gotta keep the traditions.

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gin jockey

A female Abouriginie fucker

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Gin in the Brita

Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.

Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"

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scribblin gin

the act of writing whilst drunk

"sorry for the shoddy grammar. i was scribblin gin"

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Gin Jitsu

The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!

"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"

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gin and juice

Something Lou Bega's boys want.

"The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't want a beer buzz like I had last week"

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