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kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
Kiss your crush/girlfriend day.You have to kiss them.
Kiss your crush or girlfriend day
20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..
girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*
August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?
yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl