Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

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Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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National go fuck yourself day

It’s a day where you want people to go fuck their self. march 17

National go fuck yourself is a day that u wish upon your haters
Go fuck yourself= your a wast of time pls die/I hate u, national go fuck yourself day defines hat

Go fuck yourself and the balls dry

To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.

Hey asshole, go fuck yourself and the balls dry!

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Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

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You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're

"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"

Lynx go fuck yourself

When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself

Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.

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