jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

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gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

Gobble Dick

A young punk race car driver

Golabic is a gobble dick

pussy gobble

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi

One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed

Knobly Gobbly

n. v. To get head, to be fellashed.

Literally, to have one's knob gobbled.

syn. Blow job, head, fellatio, deepthroat, blumpkin, beej

Dude 1: Saw you take that girl to your room. Did you skewer that broad?
Dude 2: Nah, bad timing... got a knobly gobbly tho!
Dude 3: Noice!!!!

Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”