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Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.
oh, its ok, my sister has an imaginary friend too
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God
The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.
God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.
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Chuck norris's Pet often confused with Chuck Norris himself
God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
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The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.
God is a self contradictory idea.
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When a girl is very beautiful,or a dime piece.That means perfect ass,titties,face,hair,everything.
"Man that girl is godness!I'll fuck tha shit outta her!"
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Created by Man in his own image.
Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2
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