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The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.
Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"
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almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
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similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.
Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles
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1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.
2. Makes things look better then they actually are.
When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.
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Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!
Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"
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When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.
Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.
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Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.
Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"
Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."
Brad: "You had wine goggles on."