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Selena Gomez is a sexy bitch.....her body is absolutely amazing and her tight assets
I would fuck Selena Gomez’s right ass
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Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!
Let's get out of this baseball game and go back to my place for some Lefty Gomez
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The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
After I had Rick Rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the Dirty Gomez.
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to rub shit upon ones upper lip, (see dirty sanchez)
I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was funky, i almost felt bad for her.
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Don't mess with her man Johnny storm
Can draw and has made out with multiple people
Runs through boyfriends like a bottle of Coke
Has a stray cat named crackers
loves pearl jam
"Johnny Storm is my baby daddy" Katie Gomez
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To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
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Ellen gomez is the most gorgeous, beautiful, cutes, most intelligent, trustworthy, sweetest, kindness, and caring girl you will ever meet in your life so if you meet one stay with her don't let her go bi matter what. she has beautiful brown eyes that will make you fall in love. beautiful black curly hair. The greatest personality that will easily make you fall in love with her.can have the best talks for hours. She has the cutes smile and laugh.
Ellen gomez is perfect.
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