gone maddy

A phrase to describe the total and utter dispearance without trace of a person, place or thing. This relates to the vanishment of a small girl named maddy mccann.

Guy: Hey where's my car!
Other guy: Oh shit it's gone maddy!

to hell and gone

originally a rural colloquialism meaning a great distance.

Q: Where is Saudi Arabia?

A: To Hell and Gone over there in the middle east.

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Gone Hiking

To cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.

Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?

Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.

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Gone With the Wind

Fantabulous book by Margaret Mitchell. 1000 + pages of pure yummy goodness. Tells the story of Scarlett O'Hara as her life is turned upside-down by the civil war. Oh and there's Rhett Butler...

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. -said by Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind

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Gone to Hell

i) An expression describing that the noun in question has become, and presently is, dilapidated.

ii) A literal statement about a person, body or soul, and their current location.

i) "I went to Tristram the other day, that town sure has gone to hell.."

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Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

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gone ghetto

The reaction of a woman when she finds out her husband has been cheatin'.

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had gone ghetto on him.

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