Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

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Goose

A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.

Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.

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Goosed

Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.

He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.

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Goose

Someone who's being/acting silly or says stupid things.

Nik, your such a goose!

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goose

super cool

dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!

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goose

a verb: to step on the accelerator of an automobile... to floor it

Passenger to driver: Goose it!
Car: VAAROOOOOOOM

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Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

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