Random
Source Code

Government

Not useful

"The Government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently" - Ron Swanson

by Ya Boi Steve March 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Government

Just another company with an military behind it. A pest that drains the blood of hard working citizens. An addiction to the poor and a excuse to make us dumb, using us for greed. We the people should limit them, not the opposite.

That government already has you thinking we have freedom. Try not losing a job with freedom of speech.

by AlwaysSecondBest October 18, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Governer

A term for a really fat kid who has bad facial hair and plays Yu-Gi-Oh. They are commonly seen in highschools and are known to wear really hideous clothing. Oh, and they're really loud and drive ugly ass crappy white cars. Falls in love with fat ugly chicks over the internet and calls them his girlfriend.

I wish that that Governer would shut the fuck up because he's so loud, fat and annoying.

Hey look! It's a Governer, oh my god I just puked a little in my mouth.

Oh man that Governer is so big he can't fit through the cafeteria door.

by Debora September 2, 2007

24πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


government

Something that is supposed to protect people but has turned into a conspiracy of beurocracies, dishonesty, wasteβ€”and has grown so big and so out of control and repeatedly oversteps its bounds. It has grown so big that it has invaded pro sports, the bedroom, your car, your body, healthcare, education, fitness (yes, fitness) and big business. It now is a giant vampire and now wants to suck your blood and control your life from the cradle to the casket.

Government sucks and we would be much better off without it. Although we need some of it, it works when it does what it is designed to do.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 26, 2008

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Government

A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.

Our Government is a group of cowards and thieves, but I repeat myself.

by Tomicus May 17, 2009

17πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


government

An unfortunately necessary evil designed to solve prisoner's dilemma-type problems. The various systems of government include:
Monarchy
Democracy
Republic (called a Representative Democracy in America)
Dictatorship
Communism
Socialism
Anarchy (Note: technically lack of government)

And various mixes of all the above.

The United States is a republic, or representative democracy.

by Daedalus January 7, 2004

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Government

See Shit Heads

The Government Sucks Dick at Everything

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 17, 2008

14πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž