guitar tart

Somebody who desires every guitar that they see.

'Wow, look at that axe, I've got to have one of them'. 'Liza, You're such a guitar tart'

fingerstyle guitar

A technique of guitar playing in which the strumming motion of a single pick is replaced with the plucking of individual strings or sets of strings with the fingertips or fingernails.

Don Ross is the only person to twice win the U.S. National Fingerstyle Guitar Championship.

guitar solo

A long forgotten, and awesome part of music, that is all but dead nowadays.

"Dude, whatever happened to the guitar solo?"
"I dunno man, these ****ing wankers nowadays don't even know"

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guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

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guitar slut

A chick who would fuck anyone with a guitar in their hands.

Rebecca is such a guitar slut, she'd fuck any band's guitarist on her playlist.

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air guitar

An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.

The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.

On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.

Remember...rock on.

Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.

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guitar face

A face that a guitar player makes when reaching the climax of a solo.

John Mayer has some crazy guitar face.

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