I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

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Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

I've had better

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.

He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"

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bitch had a dick

To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.

"I pulled down her pants and bitch had a dick!"

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I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

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coulda had a v8

stupid line from the V8 vegetable juice commercial or what a V8 guy says to a tuner kid or some dick who gets a V6 in a Ford Mustang, Dodge Charger or a Chrysler 300C

"Dude, I just got a new Mustang"
"Which one"
"The one wit the V6 in it, isn't that awesome man!?"
"Dude........ ya coulda had a V8...."

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had cold feet

Simple past of "have cold feet" = To be timorous or afraid; have second thoughts

"Ellen was coming too, but she had cold feet"

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