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a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.
Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.
When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.
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A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.
Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.
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The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.
Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons
Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job
Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼
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To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.
I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!
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A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.
Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.
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When someone dices up 1 or many Habanera peppers into a paste, rubs the paste all over their hands, then proceeds to administrate a hand job to some lucky recipient.
I thought I was gonna get lucky with Lucy, but the burning on my schlong indicated that she had given me the Habanera Hand Job (HHJ).
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