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A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.
Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.
actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
A Hitler Handjob is when you receive a very bad hand job,
Last night she gave a right Hitler Handjob
handjob through the internet.
person 1: succ me
person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob
When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.
Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.
honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant
my wife gave me a honey handjob
When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in
"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."