(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.
Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed
a gas station or convenience store.
"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."
"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.
2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.
1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.
2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?
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When one patricipates in a titty fuck which ends with a pearl necklace. It's very fancy.
Yo, dis gurl let me get down wit a fancy handy. Gave dat bird a pearl necklace, she classy as fuck.
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A hand job without lube or care of chaffing.
The weed wasn't very good, so I paid for it with a rough handy.
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When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.
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