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what did u say?
especially if u dont know them, or dont want 2 talk 2 them
bay area ~94
sum1 comes up and says sumthing u cant hear:
"what happened?"
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When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.
Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.
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A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
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Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"
Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.
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Similar to "shit happens" when something's full of shit. You say fag happens when you're surrounded by total fags.
oh well, fuck it, fag happens!
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Let me show you a real thing that may be funny at one level but had/has unfortunate consequences.
So this happened (insert a photo of me after my 4 year-old daughter cut my hair)
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the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.
Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.
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