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When it's more than just a regular love, When you love a person enough to cut someone open and drip candlewax into their wound all for the person you love.
Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you harder.
Asshole : Haha, Person 1's a bitch.
Person 2: *grabs Asshole and throws him to the ground. He then pulls out a razor blade. Person 2 cuts that presons arm open. He then pulls out a candle and a lighter. He drips candle wax into the guys wond. Then walks away*
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A semi-popular part animutation, part epic saga of Rosie and Jim, using the music "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" by Trivium. It includes many mistranslated lyrics and nonsensical scenarios.
"PULL! HARDER! SCREAMS MARTHUR! STOP! UKRAINE! THIS ALLLLLLAEEEEAH!"
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Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.
That exam was five times harder than concrete.
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His sponge water will spray and drip on your face
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"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"
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When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.