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A future based person who is a female Space trucker
ShhhK....This is heavy metal queen....Respond....ShhhhK
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-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
Death to false Heavy Metal Jesus!
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basically go faster and scream louder during sex.
Girl: *silent*
Boy: C'mon! Hit the pedal heavy metal!
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-likes glammy HAIR METAL and GOTH noise,lol
-see also goth kid
heavy metal kid listens to heavy metal goth noise and also likes that gay ass hair metal shit,lol
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A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was awesome!
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when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose
"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
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A party where a bunch of guys get together, listen to heavy metal music, and vomit copiously.
Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Dude, I can't wait for our heavy metal vomit party on Saturday! I'm going to vomit so much you won't believe it!
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