Hermit Mode

A term used in business for a founder that is completely bogged down with so many tasks and problems, they have no choice but to lock themselves into the office for days, or sometimes weeks. Completely isolated with nothing but their own madness to keep them company.

'If we don't get this stuff figured out, we're going to lose it all. I'm activating hermit mode, I'll talk to you all in a week."

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anarcho-hermit

Anybody who hates taxes and people.

Anarcho-syndicalism sure as hell will not tolerate anarcho-hermitism.

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Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

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Hermit

Nacho, a dag

Nacho is cooped up in the cage, just like a hermit.

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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

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Hermit Crab

A sex position where the male and female get on there hands and feet like a crab and crab walk. then the male will have to dance to win over the female. when they mate the male will insert the penis into the female and have sex

"Yo, i Hermit Crabed my girl last night, and the dance worked!"

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feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!