poke her

poke a Girl with your cock usually in the mouth or pussy

I'd poke her good soon

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her mind

a term that one would use in admiration of another person

lovelypeaches: *rubs her coochie on instagram live*
twitter stans: ugh her mind 😍😍😌😋💞🙈🙈✨✨💫

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to destroy her

To bang a woman so hard that you abbliterate everything inside her.

"I don't know if i should do it yet, man."
"Dude... You just need to destroy her already."

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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

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Entrepreneu-her

An unstoppable force in the face of adversity. A woman who organizes and operates a business or businesses. She may fail again and again, but determined to succeed she will continue to have faith in herself and dream big because she knows the end result. Even if it means taking on greater than normal financial risks to make it a reality. The sky isn't the limit in her eyes, she knows shes going to change everything, inspiring other women to become entrepreneu-her's and make their dreams come true too!

She's the entrepreneu-her of the millennium!
Www.boss-bougie.com
@bossandbougiegang

her Josh

A girl's close male 'friend' that she sleeps with when her self esteem is a bit low. Usually an ex. The guy that every significant other should beware of any time he screws up even slightly. You'll know which one he is because she'll talk about him like you'll never be quite as charming/good in bed/sensitive/etc. as he is.

"Her boyfriend looked at another girl at the mall, but she felt better after she hooked up with her Josh." or "Hey man, that guy's her Josh when she starts hanging out with him again you might as well just pack your shit."

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Her Thighness

Title of New York state's socialist female senator, Her Royal Thighness, Senator Hillary "Rotten" Clinton, aka Shrillary.

Bow down before the thrown of Queen Hillary, Her Thighness.

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