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That place that is heavily stereotyped but you think those stereotypes are all just lies and jokes until you go there and realize everything you have heard is true.
Freshman #1: Dude my older brother who goes to college told me not to try to date anyone in my first year at high school because all the freshman girls date older guys and older girls will never date younger guys, thought he was lying but he was telling the absolute truth.
Freshman #2: I know right, even if there is a desperate, butt-ugly upperclassman, freshman girls seem to think hes crazy hot and date him.
100 times better than middle school and 100 times worse than college. Is either the best four years of your life or the worst four years of your life depending on how you play it.
Damn, I just graduated from High School.
A place that we are told that it is better than middle school. It is, socially. The rest is kind of crappy, you sign up for classes that you probably aren't going to get until your Junior or Senior year, when you do get the classes you signed up for, they are the least the ones you wanted. Lots of the things you've learned are the things you already and the new things that that the teachers "teach" you, are usually boring and won't remember unless it is something that you're actually interested in. A lot of the things they teach are the things we are never going to use. The walls are made of crap, depending how old the school is or if you're rich enough and the school always has enough money to buy new technology but not enough to fix some of the parts of the school. The food is kind of crappy sometimes and sometimes, it has it's good days. The dress code is one of the worst things in high school, it surprising that the teachers actually try to enforce it, when they catch wearing something that is against school rules, someone else is walking by with the same thing and getting of scot-free and the girls can wear shirts that show off their boobies but we can't wear sleeveless shirts which isn't fair. Last but not least, dating, that is always fun, when you try to look for someone to date, all you find is the ugly girls in your school and the beautiful ones are usually taken. High school what a wonderful place when it comes to making friends, the rest is nothing but crap.
Guy 1: High school is awesome when it comes to making friends but the rest sucks.
Guy 2: Gee, what was your first clue?
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In England and wales a crappy place you are forced to attened from the ages of 11-16 but soon to be raised to 18,Most built after the war around 1950 and later extended however the window a single pane. Mould grows on the window sill there heaters that work in the summer and fans that work in the winter. Meals are a slop of veg and fake meat and because of Jamie Oliver all we can eat is fruit and veg. No chips no fizz pop, the walls are full of asbestos and the recorce are 15 years out of date, we are made to use computer that are so slow that i could count all 1,500 kid in the school before it logged on (by the way the schools are on fit for 800 kids) thats my school in the town of dewsbury (one of the poorest town in the uk) but further up north there schools are almost as good as priviet schools by the way we dont all live in london or know the queen so dont even think that (there are some of u that are acualy eduacted and realise that the uk is the size of texas (maybe a bit larger) so how are all 60,000,000 going to know the queen
Person 1;"Ha look the gyms leaning again"
Person 2;"I'll tell sir he will put some selotape on it"
Person 1;"The whole high schools fixed together with selloptape and glue"
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A really shitty place with preps who think that they own the whole world, who are good at sports, and suck up to teachers such to get good grades. Also usually contains about 50% of the girls will get pregant and be forced to drop out.
This High School has so many pregant teenager.
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A prison that contains about 5x the number of teenagers that it's actually supposed to.
Parents definition: The best place people have made, the best 4 years of my life, blah blah blah... Best this, best that... Really gets you prepared for real world... blah blah blah... *tunes out*
Our definition: The same routine every single day. Waking up super early to dress well in order to impress our friends. Use the extra time in the morning to finish the homework we didn't bother to look at when we get home. Get on the smelly, B.O. filled scented bus, and turn our face red by trying to hold our breath until we get to school. When arriving at school, we say hi and act super-excited to see all the same, boring people we see everyday.
Social Status!!! ::
Teachers- A large group of obnoxious old grannies and grandpas who attempt to 'teach' us about things, and fail. Makes us memorize things that are completely useless in life, and yell at us for stupid reasons. Many would like to shoot these humans.
Preps- Rich blond kids that are obsessed with PINK, Abercrombie&Fitch, Aeropostale, and brands like that. Normally have boobs hanging out from shirt, with no butt to fill in jeans. Commonly complains about broken fingernails and uses the words "Like, ohemgee, lawl."
Jocks- Stupid athletes that are very egotistical and obnoxious. Normally either disrupts class or sleeps in it. Picks on little people to make them feel better about themselves.
Geeks/Nerds- People who are generally either picked on in school, or gets all the hot girls nowadays. Has straight A's and is on honor roll, etc. Talks only to the other nerds.
Goths- People who overdose on the color black, and look like little balls of evil.
Emos- A bunch of posers who think being emo is cool. Constantly whines about how sucky their life is when they have a mansion, a maid, with a Ferrari. Cuts and brags.
Scene Kids- Posers who love going to concerts, makes their hair look all trippy, and think it's cool. Always says that they are 'different' when there are about 50 million other people who look like them. These people are fail.
Gangsters- People who threaten to 'kick your ass' when they know they won't really do anything. Always seen throwing up gang signs, or trying to 'holla' at a girl. Are very illiterate and brags about how many people they've supposedly killed.
Principals- Assholes who love suspending kids and making their highschool experience a living hell. Hurray.
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CLASSES!!
Math- A class where the teacher attempts to teach us things about numbers and tries to confuse us with them. Makes it extremely and ridiculously hard to understand numbers. I, myself would like to throw a pencil into my teacher's eyeball.
History- The most boring subject to some people, and is actually pretty useless. We learn about 'our mistakes' and 'how to prevent them in the future.' I apologize, but I doubt that anyone in their classes will ever have anything to do with politics, or make a difference in the world.
English- Teacher attempts to teach you about grammar and punctuation. Normally assigns you paperwork like essays. When you are creative and hand in a wonderful essay, you get a low grade. When you just follow the rubric and say what they want to hear, you get a high grade.
Science- You learn about useless living forms in biology, and take time to cut up poor animals just to see what's inside their body. Why don't you people ask the emo kids to be your experiments? I'm sure they wouldn't mind being cut up.
In conclusion, high school does nothing but review the things we've already learned throughout elementary and middle school. It also adds a high level of stress, and is probably the leading cause of death in the US. Thank you to whoever made high school, and congratulations for killing about half the teenage population.
High school shootouts are understandable now.
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A delapedadted building filled with a bunch of pissed of teanagers that express there anger on anything and anyone. Also with teachers complaining about how little the state pays them while they drive home in a bmw. There are the assholes, freinds, mutants in hallway c and the ocasional retard. The people running the schools havent been in a school enviorment in thirty or so years wich explains why the cirriculum has stayed the same scince fith grade. finaly were still treated like children even thoe they say were adults. BAsicly high school is a large shit hitting the fan
high school banners should read: Welcome to hell
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