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older father that does not provide child support or morale support to offspring but that sponges off own family of childhood for financial support. Usually lives in tropical zones with no job. Lives on boat family bought for him or with friends until they throw him out.
My son's hobo daddy called and wants to me to send him some money.
unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi
Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"
Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
A dusty hobo is something that you call a turd that has no life and only insults people. They are not called this for a specific reason , it just sounds offensive.
I walked past Brooklyn Garnett on the way to work today, she's a huge dusty hobo.
A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.
Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?
Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.
When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.
You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."
The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.
Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!
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A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human
Nicky: I just saw hobo Joe while coming to school and he touched my booty
Fabrice: damn I'd like to see this sexy man
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