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Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest
Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.
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A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock
Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!
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One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.
“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”
“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”
A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.
When one gets extremely intoxicated and passes out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his arse.
Arrgghh look at the monkey. Can't handle his piss. Stick a goon up the bastards arse.
(moments later)
Look at him. Look at the stubby holder.
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Hoo hoo holders are commonly known as bras because they hold hoo hoo's.
Please take your hoo hoo holders off the wash line honey babes. This is awkward for everybody.
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When you are smoking a cigar and bending a chick over and you want to grab some tits or ass so you put the cigar in her ass hole.
That chick has a hell of a nice stoagie holder on her.
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