hold em

greatest variation of poker invented. A game where players are dealt two cards face down, then 5 cards are dealt face up in the middle. the best 5-card hand wins. many high schools such as my own (TCI) play for quarters and loonies and so on. Also known as texas hold em or Texas Hold-em'

danny: hey free money petric come over and play some poker
jason: k sure
danny: yo chris watcha up to?
chris: doin my project worth 35%... its due tommorow and i havent started
danny: come play some poker
chris: whos all there
danny: jason, ar-
chris: fuck yea ill be right over
*click*

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here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone

drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground

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gangsta hold

when you on the line with a friend and they say hold on, and your on the line for a long ass time. then you notice they forgot about you and you hang up.

( calling maria back )
Lina: why'd you hang up ?
Maria: because you had me on gangsta hold .

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hold water

Is it True

Does Bob's statement Hold water

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hold fast

To bear down, grit it out, stay the course

Originally a nautical term probably borrowed from Danish, NOT Dutch, "hold fast" (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.

Times are tough right now but we got to hold fast and ride it out.

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Holding thumbs

Used extensively in South Africa as a gesture of good luck.

Jim, I'm holding thumbs that you win the big race tomorrow.

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holding the cards

Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.

I tried holding the cards till my boss left

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