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A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)
rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?
rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
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A nerd that likes video games. He always wants someone to like him back such as Shannon
"I like you"
"Who are you again?"
"I'm Li Hong remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
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When a person gets a blow job while taking a shit.
"I was reading porn on the can last night and asked Caitlin to give me a hong wing. She snowballed my jizz into my mouth after."
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1) Glamourous
2) Wants to be a female penguin
3) Incorrect (usually)
4) Has no friends
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Slang for a person who wanks
A hong liang is normally a guy whom keeps ejaculating even in his pants and wont stop he is a boy with a taste for minors of the same gender and if he cant get minors he will get people over 69
Jay: omg that hong liang is such a perv he just touched me
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To tap a friend in the balls as you walk by -- as in a Hong Kong high-five. Casual passersby merely perform a tap; the more familiar you are with the other person, you add squeezes as necessary.
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah, I just got Hong Kong'd by Toby.
Person 1: Fuckin' Toby.
Person 2: Didn't even squeeze.
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A polarized shit hole city where people take pride in anarchism and racism while the rich folk are crazy rich and the middle class lives in cage homes.
Hong Kong protestor: Long live democracy and freedom of speech! Fuck the chinese mainlanders!
Normal human being: So fuck your parents and grandparents?
Hong Kong protestor: *assaults them*
Normal human being: Wait..... freedom of speech????
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