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Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.
person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"
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The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).
Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.
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When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."
Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.
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a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')
Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!
When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.
My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop
Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!