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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019


hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.

That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.

by mgbplt July 23, 2011


The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.

The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.

by ellsworthtoohey January 23, 2018


hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.

Hey guys let's play a game of hover dog!

by STREWZMEMEZ March 7, 2018


dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.

Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!

by dookie69 May 3, 2010


Hover

The dizzy floating feeling when you're hung over.

buddy didn't make it to the bathroom hes probably hover

by DudeLlama April 21, 2020


Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.

Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.

by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022