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This headache hurts like a bitch, I'd better knock back a few ibes.
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A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
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A binding prison that sucks the life literally out of each and every student in IB. Finishing the homework just 2-4 hours before leaving for school and working on it at school are normal. The work could be seen as busy work and sometimes ridiculous.
"What's wrong with you?"
"IB homework for sixth period. I'm almost done with it. I spent all of yesterday doing it."
"It's fifth period now."
"I know."
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1. A hooch who is in the IB program and bangs for an A.
2. Someone who is in the IB program and suck-ups to teachers so that they can get an A.
3. Someone who is in the IB program and sucks up to everyone for homework answers.
4. Any retard who thinks they are so smart that they brag about their grades to everyone when they really get 9/20's on their test.
1. Damn! That pendejita is sleeping with everyone for an A! She could end up on the Maury Show! What an IB Slut!
2. God! Can that whore shut her legs and stop laughing at all of Chris's jokes? And I heard that that IB slut fletches KERRY at BJ's.
3. There's this devil in out school who asks everyone for homework! We call her the IB Slut.
4. Hey, IB slut! STOP bragging about you A on your term paper when you got a 9/20 in Chemistry last year!
The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."
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Acronym for "I Be Serious". Sometimes people say ibserious instead of IBS.
Ted: So his pants fell off when he was dancing?
Michael: IBS
Ted: Are you sure?
Michael: ibserious.
Nick: lol ftw.
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One who exchanges his or her integrity, individuality or/and ideals; for an IB grade. A dry shell of a person, who no longer has any friends due to the neverending and evergrowing IB workload. Being an IB whore is worse than contracting an STD.
I got an A on my TOK Essay, but I no longer have a soul! I'm an IB whore!
Fantasy breaks paradigms!
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