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Being the homewown of Ronald Reagan, the city of Dixon is small but sweet. It seems dickish and absolutely terrible when you first move in depending on the neighborhood, and the highschool is among the town the biggest hotspot for gay people. Its yearly Petunia festival is nice and pretty but doesn't cover up the Scout war hiding in the parade lines. There are tons of creative and imaginable minds in this small town but the town is just as, and almost more, broke off its ass just like the state its in.
This town has a history of terrible police records in its citizens, one of the things it would be notorious for would be the DHS shooting that occured on May 16th, 2018. The people of Dixon can be nice if you pass them the right way, but if you get on anyones bad side, they will always have that one friend who will stab you with a rusted over pole straight to the gut.
The town's scenery is nice, and the buildings are authentic. It all looks pretty neat except for the highschool in the summer of 2018 due to it being under construction since March or so the same year due to a finding of mold in the walls and the numerous cracks in the school.
"Dixon is such a nice town once you get to know everyone."
"Dixon, Illinois is known for containing the Ronald Reagan Boyhood home."
"The gays will rise in the small valleyway of Dixon."
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A town that doesn’t deserve an urban dictionary definition but whatever. Famous for poisoning women with radium, weed in happy meals and a student strike on the removal of the trade’s class at OTHS. Mike Rowe responded to said student strike. About the only time the town was referred to positively.
Mike Rowe referred to Ottawa, Illinois once.
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When a FIB (Fucking Illinois Bastard) taps both the car in front and behind in a parallel parking maneuver.
That FIB asshole illinois kissed my saturn.
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Not alot of things to do, but if u have alot of friends being bored can be fun with them. There is alot of unemployment and alot of drug dealers. Basically alot of crime. The suburbs probally has the lowest crime rate and the westside probally has the most. There is not alot of smart drivers so better look more then one time before crossing the street. Entertaining things to do are:go to the rockford speedway to watch races,go to the waterfront to listen to music and get on rides,go to wingding to go listen to famous bands,go to metrocentre to see whatever is there,or just look for regular things to do. There is alot of marijuana and cocaine. Alot of rednecks,african americans,and mexicans. Some like it some dont but if u live there u learn to deal with it.
Rockford, Illinois
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A town in Illinois. Full of soy bean and corn fields. Soy capital of the world. Home of ADM.
I went to Decatur illinois public schools.
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The police jurisdiction is less and they'll oversee minor offences because of their high crime rate. You can get lost in the one way streets downtown. Sunnyland/6 corners you can get guns/drugs/stds from just about anywhere. homeless. the Louis Joliet Mall and mall cops will get uber pissed if you wear your hat sideways, possibly ask you to leave. blows compared to Fox Valley Mall in Aurora. Joliet traffics to Plainfield and plainfield takes it as an advantage to pull you over so be careful. Careful about exstacy Joliet has some bunk ass pipes, meth bombs to craze you, heroin bombs to kill you, or the yellow astrics which have sulfer in them. anything bad can happen in joliet
Joliet, Illinois Joliet Illinois
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A shit town with nothin but a Casey's.
I just dropped a douce and it was better looking than Amboy Illinois.
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