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a useless p2w game full of dogshit waifus who are underaged. i would rather call it gayshit impact
Goofy Ahh Kid: Heya dude! Do you wanna play Genshin Impact?
Intellectual: You mean Gayshit Impact? Oh fuck no.
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when someone farts and it stinks as soon as it comes out.
A.K.A S.O.I.
Uh Oh, Steve, stink on impact!
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Genshin Impact is a RPG (roleplaying game) that you can play on Android, IOS, iMac, windows, pc, microsoft, playstation, xbax, and nintendo.
Friend 1: Have you played Genshin Impact?
Friend 2: No not yet but I will soon!
Friend 1: Good you better! It’s really fun.
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literally garbage how tf are you supposed to win a 50/50 its so annoying i’ve gotten jean so many times shes almost c6 i’m gonna cry.
i hate trying to win the genshin impact 50/50
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1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.
2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.
Also see flaccid on impact
1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!
2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.
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A godawful game that people hype up too much for no goddamn reason. The game has terrible gameplay, in which you walk around random grassland areas and spam your mouse button, and the characters you can unlock are not even worth it. Many Genshin fans will swear the game has deep lore, but the lore is nonexistent. The fact people have spent their wallets for this terrible game is baffling. Please, never waste a second on this garbagecan of a game.
"I wasted 500 dollars and 2 years trying to get Venti in Genshin Impact!"
" This is why you get no women."
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A game for pedophiles
Guy 1: Hey John's started playing genshin impact
Guy 2: oh is that why he's not allowed within 50 meters of the local preschool?
Guy 1: yeah i saw him with some little girl the other day.
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