Random
Source Code
Random
The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.
Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!
31👍 6👎
The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
14👍 2👎
Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
283👍 99👎
Hooking up with a chick before that really popular ladies man does.
Guy 1: Brian hooked up with that hot chick last night before Ryan did.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was In before Flynn
1👍 3👎
The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
When you were gonna rizz people up the next day but you lost all your rizz to a bad dream
Guy 1: “Damn I was gonna pick up some bitches today but a nightmare threw me off my game”
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas
5👍 5👎