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1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.
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People who text really short to a long ass paragraph
I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.
Short texting
Ok.
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Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.
Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool
Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).
Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.
The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".
In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.
The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.
Example:
Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.
Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.
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The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.
Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."
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When you and a love interest who are pretending that you're not actually into each other for some stupid reason or another see who can go the longest without giving in and texting the other person. Usually unspoken. Usually.
We've been playing texting chicken for three whole days. If I text him first, I'm the desperate one. But if I don't text him, bitch crown is on.
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