reverse card

Revere's anything u want

Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*

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Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

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Cut Cards

Not giving someone any slack.

You really let her have it! You ain't got no cut cards!

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Ho Card

Does not refer to an actual thing, but is instead used in an expression in black culture: to pull someone's ho card is to call them out. See call out. Often the word "ho" is understood to be present and is not spoken. (pull ya' card)

If you try to get away with that in my hood, we'll pull ya' ho card!

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sexuality card

Similar to a virginity card, but pertains to one's sexuality instead. You lose your sexuality card after you realize you are gay or straight by developing a crush on someone or after kissing someone.

For example, you can think your'e straight, but have a crush on another guy and realize you're gay. That guy then took your sexuality card. Same thing can happened after kissing, you can think youre sexuality is one thing, and kiss someone, and then realize its something else, or confirm that it is what you thought it was. You would therefore lose your sexuality card to the person you kissed. As long as your sexuality is confirmed by said crush or kiss.

Damn Joe i didnt know you were gay, who took your sexuality card?
Oh it was TJ, hes so hawt!!

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Whore Card

When you have sex. Each time you have sex, you renew your whore card.

Nicole: Amber, when did you last renew your whore card?

Amber: Last night when I fucked Antoine.

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Racial card

Something most black people use to get their way by trying to make whites feel gulity. It's mostly involves the phrases "Because I'm black." "You racist"

Examples of the racial card:

"You won't have sex with me because I'm black, bitch you racist"

"You didn't vote Obama because he's black. Bitch you racist"

'You assume I did it cuz I black".

"You won't give it to me for free cause I'm black"

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