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What you tell someone when:
(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.
Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...
Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .
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A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.
"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"
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When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"
"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
A term used when an individual cancels plans without a particular explanation other than to be a bitch and ruin somebody else's day.
I know we were planning to hang out, but i'm going to have to bitch & ditch. Not feeling it.
(Verb) to consistently lead someone on that you are meeting up with them and making plans and then you ditch the plans at the last minute for other plans or someone else (another pack) or by yourself (lone wolf).
You can also wolf ditch a friend by kicking them out of your pack and essentially throwing them to the wolves.
Nancy was supposed to meet the rest of us at the restaurant but she wolf ditched us to hang out with her man instead.
I wolf ditched Nancy the other day because I was sick of her.
to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.
-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.
"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"
"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"
"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"
"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"
"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"
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