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Dig a ditch

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.

Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

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Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.

"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"

by Neil Sheldon August 17, 2008

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Bitch & Ditch

A term used when an individual cancels plans without a particular explanation other than to be a bitch and ruin somebody else's day.

I know we were planning to hang out, but i'm going to have to bitch & ditch. Not feeling it.

by Titannel November 13, 2016


Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.

"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"

by Teepoo June 15, 2007


Wolf Ditch

(Verb) to consistently lead someone on that you are meeting up with them and making plans and then you ditch the plans at the last minute for other plans or someone else (another pack) or by yourself (lone wolf).

You can also wolf ditch a friend by kicking them out of your pack and essentially throwing them to the wolves.

Nancy was supposed to meet the rest of us at the restaurant but she wolf ditched us to hang out with her man instead.

I wolf ditched Nancy the other day because I was sick of her.

by Krmitlover June 22, 2017


dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017


MSN Ditched

When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?

I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.

by Courtney0079 September 1, 2008