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when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets
dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless
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Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud
That columbian oven gave me pink eye
The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.
I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
Much like the "Dutch Oven" this is when you send your "significant other" under the covers to give you oral and you silent fart. You then keep them trapped under the covers giving you oral until completion.
My boyfriend got a little surprise when he was giving me oral under the covers last week, I put him in the munch oven.
A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.
“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”
Essentially a double spit roast it involves one man standing upright and another man standing opposite but upside down (handstand) and two willing females get in between horizontally, in such a way that each participant's genitals is at someone else's face, making one spit roast above another; an oven rack!
Lorcan: We should have a double date!
Jeff: Cool, how about an orgy?
Lorcan: Better yet, we can build an oven rack!
Jeff: Bodacious!
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