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noun:
1.) A unit of work equal to the work done by a force of one pound acting through a distance of one foot in the direction of the force. 1 inch-pound = 0.11298 Joules.
2.) A measure of force required to insert an inch of your penis into your partner. Varies with position, orifice and willingness of partner.
verb:
3.) What one does while having sex with a small-dicked male.
1.) The engineer applied 8 inch-pounds of torque to the screw. What a fuckin nerd!
2.) It takes over 100 inch-pounds to have sex with Claire and only 3 inch-pounds to do anal with Bethany. Probably should hang out with Bethany.
3.) Ishmael got dumped by Samantha because she was sick of inch-pounding him and getting nothing in return.
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To inch off means to be so eager to go and do something you're uneasy in your seat and slowly getting up.
Yola was so eager to go dancing that she was inching off her seat at The Lemon Bar.
nmnm inch is measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi.
I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.
When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.
I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.
The act of adding inches to one’s height or one’s dick size, by subtracting the same amount of inches from the other.
John: Hey Thomas, what would be your inch trick?
Thomas: I would add an inch to my dick and subtract an inch from my height.
Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
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some one whom has a very large penis.
Lee get your freak of inches out!!
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