Random
Source Code
Random
A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
41👍 7👎
The Indian's Revenge refers to the introduction of tobacco to the white man, and in turn, causing millions of them to die.
White Man 1: Oh god, I have lung cancer *cough cough*
Indian Man: Indian's revenge cracker!
48👍 10👎
A person who steals your property but returns the stolen property to you at a later date.
The car thief stole my car but was nice enough to return it the next day. What an indian taker piece of shit.
19👍 2👎
When a man/woman/it puts their hand in hot curry and slaps a woman's vagina creating a burning orgasm
I want to Indian slap that girl so hard
30👍 5👎
indian time means you leave/arrive "whenever the spirit moves you"
Frank: "Hey, when do you wanna get goin?"
Bourt: "Indian time."
or....
"I'm on indian time."
153👍 39👎
To do a girl doggy-style while she's on the rag. Pull out, dip in fingers, and apply 'war paint' under your eyes. Then resume doggy-style and let out a war cry.
Phil: Jamie was on the rag and wanted me to earn my red wings.
Ted: Yuck! What did you tell her?
Phil: I said 'HELL NO!', but I'll give you an Angry Indian instead.
72👍 16👎
A period of warm, dry weather following the first killing frost of autumn.
After the cold snap, a pleasant spell of Indian summer weather allowed us to finish building the backyard deck.
261👍 71👎