Asking your friends on the internet to pay for your poor lifestyle choices and entitled spending habits.
That ho been insta-begging all week on Facebook and now she down at the beauty shop getting a weave.
The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
A term used to describe someone who is new to the application- "Instagram." It is mainly used as a hashtag that is posted on the users first 10 or so pictures.
"Did you see Travis yesterday? He was taking pictures out the window while we were driving for instagram."
"What a young insta."
People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...
In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.
I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.
Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )
2. Easy catch
Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.
Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!
When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well
Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!