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There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.
The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.
There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰
Space Invaders is the female act of rubbing ones clitoris with the same motion with which she would if playing the arcade game.
I was laying there in sexual bliss whilst playing space invaders (clitoris)
some one who has no sense of personal space and sticks their stupid face really close to yo whilst talking, even though you may not know them very well.
chap 1) met the new guy, dude?
dude 1) yeah, bit of a personal space invader, huh? all leaning in and breathing on me. Freak.
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Invade Greece Now, For The Italy!
Show No Mercy, Slaughter Them Like Sheep!
Oh No, They're Fighting Back, Oh Shit, They're Really Good, Oh Shit, Oh Shit!
Hitler, Oh Please Help Us Now My Pants Are Soaked In Piss!
Mussolini Invades Greece, until he is torn by enemy forces.
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Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.
"Oh hell, Simon's bound to want to play Face Invaders tonite if I go around to his place!"
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A person or pet who invades one's personal space. A person who stands unnecessarily close when they talk to you or just in a place with lots of room. A kid or pet that follows you around very closely so that whenever you change direction you bump into them or step on them.
?I was shopping with my nephew the other day and he was behind me every time I turned around. He was being such a personal space invader."
My dad is such a personal space invader! He stands right up close to you when he's talking to you. It makes a lot of people nervous.
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The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.
"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"
It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
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