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The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.
Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).
I'll take anal bum covers for 400.
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The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."
"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
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The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.
I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.
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Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
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- you only listen to commercial song...
- no its not true!!! give me an example
- shape of you
- ...