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A five-piece black metal/power metal band out of Finland, Children of Bodom are a force to be reckoned with in the metal scene. Named after their homeland's most nontorious killers, Children of Bodom could be said to do likewise to their competition.
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A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.
Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED
Jackie; I want Oreo children.
Mike; What's that?
Jackie; Mixed children. I want my children to be mixed with black and white.
Asides from the phytoestrogen in soy milk feminising modern children. Soy children are angry and immature teens so far removed from hardship and perspective of their own privilege that have become the very caricature of the “entitled teenager”.
Whereas a child of old may have been expected to milk the family cows and learn the value of labour and skills: The soy children’s only skill is their inexhaustible moral outrage at the society that has given them everything, the only labour they have done is to tie their own shoelaces and occasionally tidy their rooms. They virtuously drink colourfully labelled pristinely packeted soy milk their parents bought them despite ignorance of the labour, manufacture and logistics involved in it’s production. Humbleness is not a word a soy child would recognise.
The soy children are whining on twitter again
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1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."
"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"
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Demon spawns form the deep pits of hell.
Little children....would you PLEASE leave me alone....?
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These are the children everyone dreads. As the name suggests, they run with ratchet mothers. Run, jump, kick, sit, whatever. They're the ones running around with no shirt or shoes, knocking stuff over and playing with toys that make too much noise. They break things from their playing and running and laugh about it. You often hear them before you see them, they like to cry loudly about that toy they were just playing with, or just scream just because.
Rachel's ratchet children are running around in the back pulling the dogs tail again. Tell me why Pooky is naked out there, that kid knocked over 2 candles at Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take his damn shirt off again.
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