Slow Zebra

A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.

I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!

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Slow bone

Make love. To bone ( to have sex ) slow with grt loving tender care. Long slow deep pumps. Sex that lasts longer than 20 min.

I never give my girl a quickie. I always slow bone that kitty.

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delorean slow

Delorean fast is a misconseption becuase the american version of the DMC-12 had only 130 hp and could do 0-60 in 10.5 seconds.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.

Damn ho, tell yo ride to go cause we creepin all delorean slow

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slow sex

When sex is more than just a physical activity

I think we've surpassed fwb.... We had slow sex.

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Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

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Take it slow

When a guy/girl have been talking, feelings surface, but neither is ready to become a "couple".

So me and ____ have been really good friends, I told him how I felt, but he suggested we take it slow.

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The Slow Bang

The act of sensual love making

Last night I gave my lady friend the slow bang.

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