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When vegetarians start beef
When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
When you plays Yuanshen,you can cry:"
Yuanshen Start！"
To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.
Using anal beads, quickly and forcefully remove them from the anus, as if you're pull starting a lawn mower
Stephanie was being such a brat that I used her beads to pull start her and shit went everywhere
Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
When an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day.
Yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game.
When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.